It's The Season Y'all

[Mystic]

BBQ RULES


We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is
important to
refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime
outdoor cooking
activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the
following chain of
events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the
vegetables, and makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,
and takes it to
the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in
hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three
meter exclusion
zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other
manly bonding
activities can take place without the interference of
the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and
cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat
is looking
great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring
another beer while he
flips the meat.

Important again:

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT
TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread,
utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does
the dishes.

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his
cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her
night off.' And,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
there's just no
pleasing some women.